Nigger Guiness Book of World Records

[sperechukker]

RECORD TITLE ......................................... ................................ (ACHIEVED BY)

• Largest welfare check every received in one month: $5,000,000 (Acheeta System)
  
  
• Most terds every plopped out in one sitting: 8 (Octo Negro)
  
  
• Most jenkum huffed at once: entire port-a-pot at the state fair (Sha Theed)
  
  
• Nastiest smell in the world: even niggers think she stinks (Odo Reah)
  
  
• Longest line in the world: Unemployment office (Detroit, MI)
  
  
• Shortest line in the world: Employment office (Detroit, MI)
  
  
• Largest crack-rock smoked: 12 pounds (Worf Less Koon)
  
  
• Sheboon with most baby daddies: 42 (Marigo Round)
  

Have you guys heard of any others?.....

[NiggerhaterMLP]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[YT Rules]

Nigger Bakketballer Kobe Bryant gave its she-boon "the world's most expensive diamond ring".

[Apecouver]

RECORD TITLE ......................................... ................................ (ACHIEVED BY)

• Largest welfare check every received in one month: $5,000,000 (Acheeta System)
  
  
• Most terds every plopped out in one sitting: 8 (Octo Negro)
  
  
• Most jenkum huffed at once: entire port-a-pot at the state fair (Sha Theed)
  
  
• Nastiest smell in the world: even niggers think she stinks (Odo Reah)
  
  
• Longest line in the world: Unemployment office (Detroit, MI)
  
  
• Shortest line in the world: Employment office (Detroit, MI)
  
  
• Largest crack-rock smoked: 12 pounds (Worf Less Koon)
  
  
• Sheboon with most baby daddies: 42 (Marigo Round)
  

Have you guys heard of any others?.....

• Buck rapes it's infant niglet: 8 days old.
  
• 8 day old niglet reaches full sexual maturity at: 3 days.
  
• 8 day old niglet pregnant with twins: 8th day.

[MK]

Largest population of Nigger Inmates anywhere in the world (USA)
Longest time without bathing (27 years) now it daid

[endangeredwhiteguy]

nigger buck with the most STD's. 10 known diseases and three that were named for him. (Shitavious Muhdik)

[NZ]

Also...nigger buck with the fewest STDs (very rare)...

[Richard cranium]

Country with the niggerest president......USA
Country with the most nigger loving media......USA
Most economically advanced country with niggers trying to ruin it......USA

[malley]

after a sh**ty day at work, this is what i need for a good laugh. thanks all.

[YT Rules]

The most consecutive days arriving at work on time: 26
The most days arriving at work on time in one year: 73
The most time spent performing actual work on a work day (with overtime!): 5 hours 14 minutes 17 seconds