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    Cool Nigger Guiness Book of World Records

    RECORD TITLE ......................................... ................................ (ACHIEVED BY)

    • Largest welfare check every received in one month: $5,000,000 (Acheeta System)

    • Most terds every plopped out in one sitting: 8 (Octo Negro)

    • Most jenkum huffed at once: entire port-a-pot at the state fair (Sha Theed)

    • Nastiest smell in the world: even niggers think she stinks (Odo Reah)

    • Longest line in the world: Unemployment office (Detroit, MI)

    • Shortest line in the world: Employment office (Detroit, MI)

    • Largest crack-rock smoked: 12 pounds (Worf Less Koon)

    • Sheboon with most baby daddies: 42 (Marigo Round)


    Have you guys heard of any others?.....
    Once upon a time, we brought niggers into our country.....

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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Nigger Bakketballer Kobe Bryant gave its she-boon "the world's most expensive diamond ring".

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    Quote Originally Posted by sperechukker View Post
    RECORD TITLE ......................................... ................................ (ACHIEVED BY)

    • Largest welfare check every received in one month: $5,000,000 (Acheeta System)

    • Most terds every plopped out in one sitting: 8 (Octo Negro)

    • Most jenkum huffed at once: entire port-a-pot at the state fair (Sha Theed)

    • Nastiest smell in the world: even niggers think she stinks (Odo Reah)

    • Longest line in the world: Unemployment office (Detroit, MI)

    • Shortest line in the world: Employment office (Detroit, MI)

    • Largest crack-rock smoked: 12 pounds (Worf Less Koon)

    • Sheboon with most baby daddies: 42 (Marigo Round)


    Have you guys heard of any others?.....
    • Buck rapes it's infant niglet: 8 days old.
    • 8 day old niglet reaches full sexual maturity at: 3 days.
    • 8 day old niglet pregnant with twins: 8th day.
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    Please refrain from anthropomorphizing niggers.

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    Largest population of Nigger Inmates anywhere in the world (USA)
    Longest time without bathing (27 years) now it daid
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Racism is holding niggers responsible for their actions.

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    nigger buck with the most STD's. 10 known diseases and three that were named for him. (Shitavious Muhdik)

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    Also...nigger buck with the fewest STDs (very rare)...

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    Country with the niggerest president......USA
    Country with the most nigger loving media......USA
    Most economically advanced country with niggers trying to ruin it......USA

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    after a sh**ty day at work, this is what i need for a good laugh. thanks all.


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    The most consecutive days arriving at work on time: 26
    The most days arriving at work on time in one year: 73
    The most time spent performing actual work on a work day (with overtime!): 5 hours 14 minutes 17 seconds
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