Thread: Nigger Guiness Book of World Records

RECORD TITLE ......................................... ................................ (ACHIEVED BY)

• Largest welfare check every received in one month: $5,000,000 (Acheeta System)
  
  
• Most terds every plopped out in one sitting: 8 (Octo Negro)
  
  
• Most jenkum huffed at once: entire port-a-pot at the state fair (Sha Theed)
  
  
• Nastiest smell in the world: even niggers think she stinks (Odo Reah)
  
  
• Longest line in the world: Unemployment office (Detroit, MI)
  
  
• Shortest line in the world: Employment office (Detroit, MI)
  
  
• Largest crack-rock smoked: 12 pounds (Worf Less Koon)
  
  
• Sheboon with most baby daddies: 42 (Marigo Round)
  

Have you guys heard of any others?.....

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nigger Bakketballer Kobe Bryant gave its she-boon "the world's most expensive diamond ring".

Originally Posted by sperechukker

RECORD TITLE ......................................... ................................ (ACHIEVED BY)

• Largest welfare check every received in one month: $5,000,000 (Acheeta System)
  
  
• Most terds every plopped out in one sitting: 8 (Octo Negro)
  
  
• Most jenkum huffed at once: entire port-a-pot at the state fair (Sha Theed)
  
  
• Nastiest smell in the world: even niggers think she stinks (Odo Reah)
  
  
• Longest line in the world: Unemployment office (Detroit, MI)
  
  
• Shortest line in the world: Employment office (Detroit, MI)
  
  
• Largest crack-rock smoked: 12 pounds (Worf Less Koon)
  
  
• Sheboon with most baby daddies: 42 (Marigo Round)
  

Have you guys heard of any others?.....

• Buck rapes it's infant niglet: 8 days old.
  
• 8 day old niglet reaches full sexual maturity at: 3 days.
  
• 8 day old niglet pregnant with twins: 8th day.

Largest population of Nigger Inmates anywhere in the world (USA)
Longest time without bathing (27 years) now it daid

nigger buck with the most STD's. 10 known diseases and three that were named for him. (Shitavious Muhdik)

Also...nigger buck with the fewest STDs (very rare)...

Country with the niggerest president......USA
Country with the most nigger loving media......USA
Most economically advanced country with niggers trying to ruin it......USA

after a sh**ty day at work, this is what i need for a good laugh. thanks all.

The most consecutive days arriving at work on time: 26
The most days arriving at work on time in one year: 73
The most time spent performing actual work on a work day (with overtime!): 5 hours 14 minutes 17 seconds