Savage Sheboons

[niggersgohome]

I had to go to Kroger to get groceries yesterday. I had just gotten some pickles and headed to the deli for some roast beef and cheese. When I got to the deli I saw two fat sheboons in the area. They both looked like 600lbers. One picked up a box of fried chicken. The other sheboon snarled "dat's mine i seen it first."
"no dat's mine I ordered it" screeched the first boon. The second boon yelled "no it be mine" bearing it's teeth. Those two then lit into each other. Cuss words were just flying.
The first boon grabbed the chicken and started to put it in it's cart when the second boon let out a bloodcurdling scream and charged the first boon with it's teeth bared and claws out. The first boon started clawing at the second and an all out catfight broke out. The boons were soon on the floor clawing at each other. Hair was pulled and the boons kept trying to bite each other. Nigger spit, cuss words, and arms were flying. The two were screeching and snarling like animals which they were. The manager tried to break them up and got an elbow in the face. The wrangles were called.
Two handlers came in and pulled the two apart. One boon was foaming at the mouth and started spitting at the first cop. The other started clawing the other cop.
The first cop broke out the mace. It took four sprays to bring the ape under control. The second cop drew his tazer and zapped the second boon. It took three jolts to bring the boon down. Both boons were cuffed. It took two cuffs for each of the two. That's how fat they were. The boons were led out cussing and fighting.
I imagine that they started bashing their heads against the cop car windows and probably had to be restrained. All over fried chicken.

[Unregistered]

I had to go to Kroger to get groceries yesterday. I had just gotten some pickles and headed to the deli for some roast beef and cheese. When I got to the deli I saw two fat sheboons in the area. They both looked like 600lbers. One picked up a box of fried chicken. The other sheboon snarled "dat's mine i seen it first."
"no dat's mine I ordered it" screeched the first boon. The second boon yelled "no it be mine" bearing it's teeth. Those two then lit into each other. Cuss words were just flying.
The first boon grabbed the chicken and started to put it in it's cart when the second boon let out a bloodcurdling scream and charged the first boon with it's teeth bared and claws out. The first boon started clawing at the second and an all out catfight broke out. The boons were soon on the floor clawing at each other. Hair was pulled and the boons kept trying to bite each other. Nigger spit, cuss words, and arms were flying. The two were screeching and snarling like animals which they were. The manager tried to break them up and got an elbow in the face. The wrangles were called.
Two handlers came in and pulled the two apart. One boon was foaming at the mouth and started spitting at the first cop. The other started clawing the other cop.
The first cop broke out the mace. It took four sprays to bring the ape under control. The second cop drew his tazer and zapped the second boon. It took three jolts to bring the boon down. Both boons were cuffed. It took two cuffs for each of the two. That's how fat they were. The boons were led out cussing and fighting.
I imagine that they started bashing their heads against the cop car windows and probably had to be restrained. All over fried chicken.

You forgot the crack smoking flying pigs and the two bears with uzis. Bullshit.

[Power Nigglet 5000]

Yep, that sounds about par for the course.

[Southern Mountaineer]

I had to go to Kroger to get groceries yesterday. I had just gotten some pickles and headed to the deli for some roast beef and cheese. When I got to the deli I saw two fat sheboons in the area. They both looked like 600lbers. One picked up a box of fried chicken. The other sheboon snarled "dat's mine i seen it first."
"no dat's mine I ordered it" screeched the first boon. The second boon yelled "no it be mine" bearing it's teeth. Those two then lit into each other. Cuss words were just flying.
The first boon grabbed the chicken and started to put it in it's cart when the second boon let out a bloodcurdling scream and charged the first boon with it's teeth bared and claws out. The first boon started clawing at the second and an all out catfight broke out. The boons were soon on the floor clawing at each other. Hair was pulled and the boons kept trying to bite each other. Nigger spit, cuss words, and arms were flying. The two were screeching and snarling like animals which they were. The manager tried to break them up and got an elbow in the face. The wrangles were called.
Two handlers came in and pulled the two apart. One boon was foaming at the mouth and started spitting at the first cop. The other started clawing the other cop.
The first cop broke out the mace. It took four sprays to bring the ape under control. The second cop drew his tazer and zapped the second boon. It took three jolts to bring the boon down. Both boons were cuffed. It took two cuffs for each of the two. That's how fat they were. The boons were led out cussing and fighting.
I imagine that they started bashing their heads against the cop car windows and probably had to be restrained. All over fried chicken.

TNB. That's the only conflict resolution mechanism that niggers use. Just like a cage of animals at the zoo.

[Warlord]

In Africa it would be over a mango or a yam. The only difference is that they wouldn't be 600 lbs as excess food isn't available.

[Unregistered]

sheboons don't have catfights, they have pigfights or blobfights whalefights, or whatever.. fucking amoebas. There's nothing 'cat' about those smelly dirty creatures.
Stop insulting cats by elevating the character of sheboon conflicts to those of a decent and useful animal, which sheboon are not.

[Unregistered]

I had to go to Kroger to get groceries yesterday. I had just gotten some pickles and headed to the deli for some roast beef and cheese.

I used to sell Insurance policies back in the day, door to door. WAY back in the day. One time I went into a bbq joint in coontown after selling plenty shurance' claims to niggers, I noticed a sign that advertised a roast beef sandwich special. So I asked the ape with a weave behind the counter what the special was about. She pointed to the sign, "Speshal is, uh, ro' beef sanwich fo' five dolla." I looked up at the menu, and the price was also $5. Hmm. Most curious. So I naturally inquired on how much the sandwich usually was- to which the ape in a wig replied "$5 but today dat's duh speshal, ro beef, five dollar." After going back and forth with this silly nigger and having some harmless fun, I walked over to the cooler and got a frozen ham sandwich, chips and a coke instead. Even before I was a niggermaniac, I knew they (niggers) weren't particularly bright- but at the time I was DUMBFOUNDED that she genuinely couldn't understand why there was nothing special about this roast beef sandwich that ALWAYS cost $5: The only thing special about that sandwich was the sauce they'd of put in it after YT patronized their nigstablishment.

[Tom Shelly]

I used to sell Insurance policies back in the day, door to door. WAY back in the day. One time I went into a bbq joint in coontown after selling plenty shurance' claims to niggers, I noticed a sign that advertised a roast beef sandwich special. So I asked the ape with a weave behind the counter what the special was about. She pointed to the sign, "Speshal is, uh, ro' beef sanwich fo' five dolla." I looked up at the menu, and the price was also $5. Hmm. Most curious. So I naturally inquired on how much the sandwich usually was- to which the ape in a wig replied "$5 but today dat's duh speshal, ro beef, five dollar." After going back and forth with this silly nigger and having some harmless fun, I walked over to the cooler and got a frozen ham sandwich, chips and a coke instead. Even before I was a niggermaniac, I knew they (niggers) weren't particularly bright- but at the time I was DUMBFOUNDED that she genuinely couldn't understand why there was nothing special about this roast beef sandwich that ALWAYS cost $5: The only thing special about that sandwich was the sauce they'd of put in it after YT patronized their nigstablishment.

Are you telling us that niggers bought insurance?

[DianFossey]

We need to find a way to keep these beasts caged and away from society

[Martin Loofah Kang]

We need to find a way to keep these beasts caged and away from society

Or we could do the least cruel thing and release them back into the wilds of Africa, where they belong. Locking niggers up costs humans money that could be better spent on other things. It would be much cheaper to send niggers back to Africa so that they no longer have to "suffer" in a "systemically racist" society.

But of course if you suggest this to a nigger, get ready for a category 5 chimpout, ooking and eeking about how "U B RAYCIS!"

Because even niggers know that Africa is a shithole. It's just like with any animal in captivity at a zoo: niggers have been coddled by humans for so long that they've completely lost the ability to survive in their native habitat. However, that's their problem and that should not stop humans from returning niggers to Africa. Human society has bent over backwards to accommodate shitskins and what have we gotten out of this foolish and wasteful project other than 13% of the population committing 52% of the violent crime and upwards of trillions in tax dollars wasted trying to humanize the nigger?