I had to go to Kroger to get groceries yesterday. I had just gotten some pickles and headed to the deli for some roast beef and cheese. When I got to the deli I saw two fat sheboons in the area. They both looked like 600lbers. One picked up a box of fried chicken. The other sheboon snarled "dat's mine i seen it first."
"no dat's mine I ordered it" screeched the first boon. The second boon yelled "no it be mine" bearing it's teeth. Those two then lit into each other. Cuss words were just flying.
The first boon grabbed the chicken and started to put it in it's cart when the second boon let out a bloodcurdling scream and charged the first boon with it's teeth bared and claws out. The first boon started clawing at the second and an all out catfight broke out. The boons were soon on the floor clawing at each other. Hair was pulled and the boons kept trying to bite each other. Nigger spit, cuss words, and arms were flying. The two were screeching and snarling like animals which they were. The manager tried to break them up and got an elbow in the face. The wrangles were called.
Two handlers came in and pulled the two apart. One boon was foaming at the mouth and started spitting at the first cop. The other started clawing the other cop.
The first cop broke out the mace. It took four sprays to bring the ape under control. The second cop drew his tazer and zapped the second boon. It took three jolts to bring the boon down. Both boons were cuffed. It took two cuffs for each of the two. That's how fat they were. The boons were led out cussing and fighting.
I imagine that they started bashing their heads against the cop car windows and probably had to be restrained. All over fried chicken.