Hire a Nigger and You Get Niggered

[Power Nigglet 5000]

I’ll start with some brief background information: about 18 months ago I purchased a condo in a beautiful area right on the beach. The building itself is about 35-40 years old and the unit I purchased basically was never updated or renovated. It looked like 1980 inside. I was able to get a very good deal on the place and I had intentions of renovating it.

A very good friend of mine is a licensed general contractor and he has done some excellent work in the area. In fact, I’ve done some side work for him at several locations. I hired him for the job because I respect the work he does and I know he will be honest with me.

I’m going all out with this one. The entire place was totally gutted and all new, high quality stuff being installed. We’ve been working here for nearly 2 months and everything is better than expected. My guy has an almost exclusively White crew and they are great. They always do solid work, are clean and respectful.

I’m installing a custom railing and half wall and the plan was to have a professional welder fabricate it for me. The original guy was too backed up with other jobs to get it done in time. This is where it all goes wrong. My friend and GC neglected the first rule: avoid the groid! He was able to negotiate a low price with a local welder to do the job and he appeared to be competent based off of other work he had done. However, it was a nigger.

I get a loud knock on my door at 7:15am one morning and I find myself looking at a greasy nigger in my doorway. It’s wearing flip flops, torn bakkaball shorts and a dirty T-shirt. It ooked some nigger babble and I ended up having to call my buddy to see what was going on. He apologized for the miscommunication and told me that this guy is the welder here to take measurements for the railing. I cautiously let it in and it started taking measurements. I gave it a copy of the master plans and sent it on its way. Obviously, I was uncomfortable with this arrangement.

My friend reassured me that the welder was capable of good work despite being a nigger. Any screw ups are on him. We have a contract and he eats any cost overruns or mistakes. I said OK.

Fast forward a few weeks and the nigger is back with the supposedly finished railing. Even from a distance it looked like dog shit. It was supposed to be an ALL aluminum, matte black railing. The first thing I noticed was a poorly spray painted wood hand rail atop the otherwise all aluminum structure. It was the sleaziest corner cutting nonsense I’ve seen in a while. The welds were terrible (or missing all over). Nothing was properly ground down and smoothed out. There were random holes in the metal. The crap wood wasn’t even fully painted. It just attached it and then did the worst touch up painting. It was all around sloppy. It almost looked like the nigger went out of its way to do a shit job.

My GC calls and asks me how I like you the railing. I told him to bring a dumpster. He then comes over and inspects the thing and was furious. He said it looked like an unfinished template with a cheap paint job. He paid the nigger one third of the total cost upfront and is refusing to pay anything else until this crap is fixed. The nigger ooked and eeked and was on the verge of a chimpout when it was called out on its shoddy “work.” This one bad decision and the monkeyshines that ensued are now holding up a lot of this project.

At this point my GC friend is about to consider that 1/3 payment a sunk cost and hire a human to do the job properly. He admitted that that’s what he should have done upfront. He’s aware of the nature of these beasts, but his eyes aren’t 100% open. Hopefully, this will help him fully understand that niggers are to be avoided no matter what.

Hire a nigger… and get niggered.

[Nigrum Barbara]

Bottom line: Anything Nigger made is f*cked up!

[Power Nigglet 5000]

Yes sir, I agree. My buddy is having the lazy nigger remove the thing from my place and eating the cost. He spent maybe 1% of the total cost on the initial payment. I hope he considers it a lesson learned. It pisses me off to see a friend take a hit financially (even if it’s relatively small) because of a lousy nigger.

I know it’s a nigger we are dealing with and the chances it could do competent work is slim to none, but nigger boy really ended up screwing itself. My buddy’s company is exploding: he has more work than he can handle with the size of his crew right now. I personally know of 4 different jobs that want/need a custom metal railing. This welder could have had all sorts of steady business for the foreseeable future if it did a quality job. However, being the jig that he is, he is shortsighted and has no concept of planning for the future. Basically, the nigger just niggered itself.

[Power Nigglet 5000]

If your friend expects to recoup any costs from that nigger in court, good luck! It's not going to happen. Basically, it's money lost.

Sadly, you are correct. The time wasted and headache alone make it useless to pursue. I’m glad I have a contract. Even though the guy is a very close friend, it’s always best to have a contract in place for business dealings.

Welding, and any metal working process really, is a human vocation. Niggers should stick to what they know, like mud huts and chasing their dinner with sticks.

Niggers wielding sticks is one of the few things niggers have figured out for themselves. I recently watched this documentary about some dirt nigger tribe in Apefrica who’s pinnacle cultural achievement (I’m talking New Years, birthdays, Fourth of July, Thanksgiving, Christmas and all the other holidays wrapped up into one) is 2 butt naked bucks who cover themselves in dirt and beat each other with sticks. The rest of them watch this spectacle with and ook and eek with frantic joy. Niggers, when left to their own devices, are only able to figure out how to rub dirt on themselves and beat each other with sticks while living in straw huts held together with cow shit. It always makes me laugh.