Attn: Niggers - Father's Day

[Warlord]

I know you niggers come to Niggermania to read what we write then clench your fists in impotent rage about the truth of your species. As Father's Day is coming up and many of you don't know who your father is, I thought I'd do a friendly act and help you out so you can participate in a human holiday. First, buy some malt liquor/weed/or crack and a bucket of chicken. Second, pick out one of the homeless bucks who sleep behind the dumpster who might be old enough to have sired you. Third, go to him and wish him a happy Father's Day. He'll try to deny it but when he sees the bucket and bottle you brought to share with your dad he will say "thank you, son" or whatever is the ebonic version of it. Sit down next to him (probably put down some newspaper first) and share the goodies. Get him to tell you about life as a old school gangster, what it was like in prison and how he ended up sleeping rough. Once the stuff is eaten and the stories told again wish him a happy Father's Day. Don't invite him back to your place as he is probably a violent homeless nigger and is unlikely to be your dad, so you or your property would be at risk. Even if you're into down low lovin', that can be done behind the dumpster. Good luck to you.

[Nigrum Barbara]

A most confusing day tomorrow for the nogs on the tail of their Coonteenth celebrations.

[Jungle Plum]

I know you niggers come to Niggermania to read what we write then clench your fists in impotent rage about the truth of your species. As Father's Day is coming up and many of you don't know who your father is, I thought I'd do a friendly act and help you out so you can participate in a human holiday. First, buy some malt liquor/weed/or crack and a bucket of chicken. Second, pick out one of the homeless bucks who sleep behind the dumpster who might be old enough to have sired you. Third, go to him and wish him a happy Father's Day. He'll try to deny it but when he sees the bucket and bottle you brought to share with your dad he will say "thank you, son" or whatever is the ebonic version of it. Sit down next to him (probably put down some newspaper first) and share the goodies. Get him to tell you about life as a old school gangster, what it was like in prison and how he ended up sleeping rough. Once the stuff is eaten and the stories told again wish him a happy Father's Day. Don't invite him back to your place as he is probably a violent homeless nigger and is unlikely to be your dad, so you or your property would be at risk. Even if you're into down low lovin', that can be done behind the dumpster. Good luck to you.