Niggress Unemployment Card
Uppity nigger sow, glue on fingertip extensions, sto-bought hair, talking on it's obama phone, reeking of marijuana (of course), with nigglet in tow bees axkin bout dey card not working. Turns out, it was a state unemployment card, which thankfully, I can't help it with. (It could not properly authenticate itself during online activation, and the card locked out for security purposes.) I told it to call the number on the back of the card. Of course, it chimped out, dat bes racis en sheee-it, training it's sprog in typical nigger behavior. I gave it the FUCK YOU NIGGER look, and naturally it worked as intended. No doubt it wasn't the first FUCK YOU NIGGER look it had to deal with. After it left, I sprayed my office both with Lysol AND air freshener. I apologized to the next human client, and approved his application for a home loan in a lovely white neighborhood. Niggers ruin everything.
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