Thread: Silverback can't order checks

04-09-2021, 11:49 PM

So today is a typical busy day in the bank. Humans with appointments arriving and departing on time, smiling and cheerful. Next thing I know, there is this old, marijuana reeking, silver-back. No appointment, yet expects to be waited on immediately. I asked it if it had an appointment, and it uttered some unintelligible groid-speak. I did not have an appointment, therefore, had no choice but to wait on it. It followed me into my office, and the stench about knocked me down. It wanted to order checks. Took it 5 minutes to use its long, yellowed fingernails to locate a debit card. Of course it had no valid ID (it was expired from 2018) I tried several ways to verify its identity but it could not even answer simple account verification questions, so I refused process the order. Thankfully, it understood that it was a stupid nigger, and wasn't surprised I could not finish the request. It did not chimp out, but left the bank peacefully. I sprayed my office with air freshener until it smelled like a Hawaiian pineapple plantation. Niggers ruin everything.

04-10-2021, 12:35 AM

Lol. Nice. You might wanna have your building fumigated, the carpets professionally deep cleaned, get a huge fan to run in the building, a dehumidifier or whatever they are called. Can you open your windows? Even all this wouldn’t be enough.

Don’t you wish you could say - ‘Im sorry you dumb nigger, I cannot process your request without proper valid ID and or at least account verification. (Of course that would mean the shitforbrains would have to actually memorize something about itself that is important, and we all know that’s impossible for a drugged nigger, much less a normal one.). Please come back when you have the necessary credentials, don’t reek of weed, and can conduct yourself normally. Also, next time make an appointment like most other humans do.’

04-10-2021, 01:27 AM

Why muh accounn be overdrawn n sheeit , Ize still got checks muthafukka ?

04-10-2021, 01:29 AM

I'm inclined to put the swede meter on this post. A nigger using a bank, wanting checks?

Niggers typically do their "banking" at the liquor store.

This reminds me of a story a friend of mine told about a nigger client when he worked at HRS (the agency that provides welfare and children's services in Florida). Details about why he had to be involved in this escape me, but the long and short of it is the niggress had overdrafted its bank account by some obscene amount and couldn't figure out how because "there were still checks in the checkbook."

**Tom Shelly** · 04-10-2021, 04:08 AM

Niggers should know by now that banks don't make checks big enough for them to spray paint their signatures on them.

04-10-2021, 12:08 PM

or spaces large enough for crayons to write on/

04-10-2021, 10:24 PM

Eye need to make a wif draw ale.

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I’ll take tree fitty so eye can get me a 40.

**Dave** · 04-11-2021, 02:03 PM

It could have been casing the bank, making mental notes and planning a robbery

04-19-2021, 08:23 PM

The nigger was satisfied only because it its primitive, corrupt brain it believes it's absolved from another obligation. Rent due? nigger won't pay it, it'll lay fault with the bank because it could not order checks.

**Tom Shelly** · 04-19-2021, 10:23 PM

Originally Posted by Malcolm Xcrement View Post

The nigger was satisfied only because it its primitive, corrupt brain it believes it's absolved from another obligation. Rent due? nigger won't pay it, it'll lay fault with the bank because it could not order checks.

I couldn't pay my rent because the bank wouldn't give me checks because I'm black. They are racist.

Sooner or later, people will finally stand up and say, "That's enough of your nigger bullshit." But for now, niggers are getting away with anything they want.

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