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    Default Imagine (A John Lennon Parody)

    Imagine there's no niggers
    It's easy if you try
    No violence in the streets
    Life is easy as pie
    Imagine all the people, living life in peace

    Imagine there's no welfare
    It's not hard to do
    Everyone pulling his own weight
    And you can do it, too
    Imagine all the people, living life in peace

    You may say I'm just a dreamer
    But I'm not the only one
    I hope someday you'll join us
    And all niggers will be gone

    Imagine no crime
    I wonder if you can
    No more gangs selling drugs
    It's a glorious plan
    Imagine all the people, living life in peace

    You may say I'm just a dreamer
    But I'm not the only one
    I hope someday you'll join us
    And all niggers will be gone
    Give the White Man a pile of bricks, and he will give you a Civilization. Give Civilization to a nigger, and he will give you a pile of bricks.

    Instead of defunding the police, we need to defund nigger welfare

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    John Lennon was a commie niggercoddler. The original is horrible, commie bullshit. Great parody though!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoonAvoider View Post
    John Lennon was a commie niggercoddler. The original is horrible, commie bullshit. Great parody though!
    You took the words right out of my mouth!
    Pizza for humans, dirt pizza for nigger animals.

    White Lives Matter!

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    Awesome job! I feel like singing it now.

    I write nigger parities too, but unfortunately when I posted them my lyrics broke a few TOS rules lol
    If only humans can convince niggers that gravity beez razist. Then we can all watch them to float off into space.

    After all, nigger stupidity even defies the laws of physics.



    Good niggers are like UFOs. You often hear about them but never actually see one. And the people who claim to have seen one are batshit crazy.



    Give a nigger a bar of soap, and it wouldn't wash today. Give a nigger a bathtub with a shower and it still wouldn't wash for the rest of its life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoonAvoider View Post
    John Lennon was a commie niggercoddler. The original is horrible, commie bullshit. Great parody though!
    Oh no doubt. If he was alive today, he'd praise the looters
    Give the White Man a pile of bricks, and he will give you a Civilization. Give Civilization to a nigger, and he will give you a pile of bricks.

    Instead of defunding the police, we need to defund nigger welfare

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    In Lennon's honor we should turn all his songs into nigger parodies
    If only humans can convince niggers that gravity beez razist. Then we can all watch them to float off into space.

    After all, nigger stupidity even defies the laws of physics.



    Good niggers are like UFOs. You often hear about them but never actually see one. And the people who claim to have seen one are batshit crazy.



    Give a nigger a bar of soap, and it wouldn't wash today. Give a nigger a bathtub with a shower and it still wouldn't wash for the rest of its life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theHolyGhost View Post
    In Lennon's honor we should turn all his songs into nigger parodies
    Parodies is a hobby of mine. I'll try to come up with one
    Give the White Man a pile of bricks, and he will give you a Civilization. Give Civilization to a nigger, and he will give you a pile of bricks.

    Instead of defunding the police, we need to defund nigger welfare

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    I wish someone actually record it and put it online. This seems funny.

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    I don`t want a world free of niggers. I want our white countries free of niggers. As long as niggers stay in Africa I don`t give a fuck about them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theHolyGhost View Post
    Awesome job! I feel like singing it now.

    I write nigger parities too, but unfortunately when I posted them my lyrics broke a few TOS rules lol
    How about modifying them a bit so that they fit within the rules? That would be nice!
    Pizza for humans, dirt pizza for nigger animals.

    White Lives Matter!

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